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      塵即冰封的愛 发表于 2009-3-11 22:25:33

      原创 这个殺手有点冷

      殺手
      是天太冷
      還是你太冷酷
      作为殺手
      不需要感情
      殺手
      有點冷有點野甚至有點殘忍
      殺手
      給你一瓶百事可樂
      幫我去殺一個人
      殺手冷笑道
      搞笑一瓶百事可樂怎麽夠
      殺手低头
      喝了一口
      哇塞
      這個事我辦了
      說殺誰吧
      人们都说殺手是傻瓜
      就一瓶可樂就把他打發
      殺手笑了
      不喝百事可樂
      你們才是傻瓜

      喝百事
      想殺誰就殺誰!!!!!   

      塵即冰封的愛 发表于 2009-3-11 21:49:08

      俺是保定地 发表于 2009-3-11 22:03:03

      笑話編的不錯,很有想象力。

      隨風一起流浪 发表于 2009-3-12 01:01:39

      樓主你有沒有收百事可樂公司的廣告費?

      塵即冰封的愛 发表于 2009-3-12 01:13:24

      喝百事
      想殺誰就殺誰!!!!!   

      塵即冰封的愛 发表于 2009-3-12 15:54:54

      這個廣告還不錯吧
      百事可樂我愛的大家都愛的

      俺是保定地 发表于 2009-3-21 22:58:46

      这个殺手也太没有架子了呀。

      聆聽海浪聲音 发表于 2009-3-21 23:02:48

      当今的社会需要的是智慧,不需要殺手,对吧????

      月兒在樹梢 发表于 2009-3-23 23:54:14

      百事可樂
      想殺誰就殺誰

      隨風一起流浪 发表于 2009-3-24 04:34:41

      樓主喜歡打打殺殺?

      聆聽海浪聲音 发表于 2009-3-28 16:41:21

      喝百事
      想殺誰就殺誰!!!!!   

      一語驚人2 发表于 2009-5-4 17:06:56

      有利就圖

      聆聽海浪聲音 发表于 2009-5-4 21:13:36

      喝百事
      想殺誰就殺誰!!!!!   

      罖靈 发表于 2009-5-22 22:21:40

      喝百事想殺誰就殺誰
      这个殺手有点冷
      呵呵我一直都喝百事可樂的

      曉蝶莊夢 发表于 2009-5-24 17:03:37

      哪我以後不敢和百事樂
      怕犯罪啊

      鹫峰山 发表于 2009-6-24 19:05:59

      你好毒,你好毒,你好毒……
      小心我會報複!
               ——张学友

      狂人 发表于 2009-6-28 16:49:23

      知道为什么那个殺手喝了百事可樂以后就可以像杀谁就杀谁去了吗
      因为他中级道 把枪放到可乐瓶里 可以减缓子弹的压力 当做手枪的消声器
      真的很好用的 但是我没用过

      月亮走我也走 发表于 2010-1-18 20:03:06

      以下是引用狂人在2009-6-28 8:49:23的发言:
      知道为什么那个殺手喝了百事可樂以后就可以像杀谁就杀谁去了吗
      因为他中级道 把枪放到可乐瓶里 可以减缓子弹的压力 当做手枪的消声器
      真的很好用的 但是我没用过

      俺是保定地 发表于 2010-8-31 02:27:48

      楼主在说你自己吗?有爱心还叫殺手啊?
      此帖子移動到原創版塊了。

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